At one point, they made dark chocolate Almond Joy. It’s the best parts of Almond Joy and Mounds combined. Heavenly!
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Submitted 11 months ago by PetDinosaurs@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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AreaKode@lemmy.world 11 months ago
PetDinosaurs@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I mean. I coconut and chocolate are great.
These are just these are gross on both parts.
It’s just fuel for the insular Europeans being like “American chocolate has vomit in it”.
That’s gas station chocolate for children, and butyric acid is something that occurs naturally in chocolate.
wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 11 months ago
This place isnt humorless, you just bombed
Bad comedians blame the audience for shit jokes
Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 11 months ago
Boomer humor. Hahaha I hate my wife. What’s funny about that?
PetDinosaurs@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So weird.
Who on earth thinks I’m criticizing my wife for anything other than liking a candy that’s widely disliked?
PetDinosaurs@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I suppose it is horrific to make a joke about Halloween candy that has been complained about for decades and only seems to show up at Halloween.
wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 11 months ago
Sure, if you live entirely in your own head, never listen to anyone else on the planet, only leave the house blindfolded, and hate your wife like a miserable prick.
Mounds and almond joy are on nearly every 7/11 shelf in the US, and sell just fine, cause theyre good candy bars.
You want people to laugh? Be funny next time, and dont base your jokes around arguments you lost with your soon to be ex wife.
GlitchSir@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I used to hate them but my wife loves them too. Been married for 14 years and they definitely grow on you. Great with some coffee while while slowly working on one with small bites
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That woman has awful taste.
I mean, look who she married…
PetDinosaurs@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Exactly!
At least someone here has a sense of humor.
Sooperstition@lemmy.one 11 months ago
You can send them to me! I’ll happily take them off your hands
morphballganon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s better than Hershey’s or Krackel
LightTrails@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve always hated on almond joy. My mom and grandpa were the only people I know that actually liked mounds or almond joy. I tried an almond joy out of the Halloween candy pack we bought last year and I realized I’ve been wrong my whole life. Almond joy is a delightful little treat.
Donjuanme@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I love almond joy, I just eat around (sometimes even suck the chocolate off) the almond. I don’t like most dark chocolate so mounds isn’t an option.
actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I like them.
Boozilla@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve never understood the candy wars. Every year people piss and moan about how horrible things like candy corn, whoppers, and almond joy bars are. Meanwhile they sell bazillions of them. It’s OK to have differing preferences. There’s no need go on a campaign. Eat what you like, don’t eat what you don’t like, and let other people enjoy things.
DagonPie@kbin.social 11 months ago
Dude the mini halloween ones are dangerous because kids never take them and i can eat 3 in one mouthful.
Maddie@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I love Almond Joy, but without the almonds
OpenStars@kbin.social 11 months ago
Yes, it is sad, but we do what we must. :-P
Elliott@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Bruh, those are my favorite. You don’t deserve that fine women, you uncultured swine. ;)
PetDinosaurs@lemmy.world 11 months ago
At least it’s not as bad as spunow