Sooperstition

@Sooperstition@lemmy.one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can send them to me! I’ll happily take them off your hands

• Be careful when approaching the pontifex maximus in the wildlemmy.one ↗
  Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩ | ⁨11⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Speaker Mike Johnson Blamed School Shootings on the Teaching of Evolution⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, that’s my band name now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Phone Game Ads Were Allowed Elsewhere⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ya like JaaS?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Faacists and anti-fascists are exactly the same. I am very smart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is wrong with some of you?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Barbie" makes history as film surpasses $1B in box office sales⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  But is it Kenough?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Silly made up story.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And the the plane clapped! Obama was there too, he gave everyone $100

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Day 9] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you put my glass of chocolate milk on i- OH SHIT I SPILLED IT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

  I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

  You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

  Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

  But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

  You’re fucking dead, kiddo.