Gimme that phones-charger-in-a-travel-bag-entanglement twist

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• loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I had this as a teenager. Would not recommend.

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  • dotCody@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How did it occur and how did it resolve?

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    • loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Apparently (and this is from memory, so caveat emptor) when young the balls can be uneven. During puberty, one might say “Oh no! I must become even!” and twist up on itself.

      This is resovled (at least in my case) with a local anesthetic and manual untwisting. Followed by a procedure where they sew your balls to your sack so they can’t try it again.

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    • jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The Sith, the Jedi

      Does this answer your question?

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  • teslekova@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Same here. 4/10, at most. Not a good time.

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Damnit, well there’s my weekend, do you recommend colon cancer?

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  • boboliosisjones@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Second. Awful. It hurt ao bad.

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• rosco385@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I have twisted your testicle, pray I don’t twist it further…

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  • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Harder, daddy

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• Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s a medical reason for an oriechtomy right there, officer.

  (DON’T)

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  • Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    • Orchiectomy or orchidectomy

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  • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just make sure to wait 48 hours first so it’s unrecoverable…

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• mtpender@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Testicular torsion casters are always acting tough, right up until a wizard casts [MEND BUTT-CRACK]!”

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• WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This needs to be NSFW. I’m sitting with my legs crossed here.

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I am Larry, evil Larry, may I see your testes?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For a price. One drugs, please.

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• dorumon@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This got me laughing hysterically in the morning thanks.

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