I have twisted your testicle, pray I don’t twist it further…
Gimme that phones-charger-in-a-travel-bag-entanglement twist
Submitted 22 hours ago by Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social to [deleted]
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Comments
Gladaed@feddit.org 22 hours ago
That’s a medical reason for an oriechtomy right there, officer.
(DON’T)
Photonic@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
- Orchiectomy or orchidectomy
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
Just make sure to wait 48 hours first so it’s unrecoverable…
mtpender@piefed.social 20 hours ago
“Testicular torsion casters are always acting tough, right up until a wizard casts [MEND BUTT-CRACK]!”
WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 15 hours ago
This needs to be NSFW. I’m sitting with my legs crossed here.
Una@europe.pub 15 hours ago
I am Larry, evil Larry, may I see your testes?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
For a price. One drugs, please.
dorumon@lemmy.cafe 19 hours ago
This got me laughing hysterically in the morning thanks.
loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 hours ago
I had this as a teenager. Would not recommend.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Damnit, well there’s my weekend, do you recommend colon cancer?
boboliosisjones@feddit.nu 4 hours ago
Second. Awful. It hurt ao bad.
dotCody@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
How did it occur and how did it resolve?
loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 hours ago
Apparently (and this is from memory, so caveat emptor) when young the balls can be uneven. During puberty, one might say “Oh no! I must become even!” and twist up on itself.
This is resovled (at least in my case) with a local anesthetic and manual untwisting. Followed by a procedure where they sew your balls to your sack so they can’t try it again.
jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
The Sith, the Jedi
Does this answer your question?
teslekova@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
Same here. 4/10, at most. Not a good time.