UFOLOGY....

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Damn, when I had a ufologoy appointment they touched my junk and made me pee in a cup but that’s it.

  Oh, wait, that was a urology appointment.

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  • Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A colonoscopy comes next…

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It started with their fetish of shoving things in our anuses, and got weirder from there, so you can imagine how weird it currently is (to us, at least). Oddly enough, shoving things in anuses is the Common Greeting among members of the Galactic Federation, and one reason they think humans are primitive is that we scream when they greet us in the Common Manner. Still, at least they’re not greeting us in the Elite Manner, where they take things from anuses. We’re not ready for that. Not everyone has 50 intestines that can break off like fruit.

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  • Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    👀

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• Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is wildly pedantic, but ufologists must love aeronautics. I’m personally more interested in what’s in the ufo tbh.

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• Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That mantis can’t pull off that purple cape and is well aware.

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  • Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    WHATCHU TALKING 'BOUT, WILLIS!? Image

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Should have made the quote something Zorak would say.

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• RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  would.

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