Does anyone else get their news from The 700 Club?

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• LadyButterfly@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thanks for the tip SatansMaggotyCumFart!

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• Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  LOL. Is this serious? Fuck that’s funny.

  You think that Pat Robertson really leg presses 2000lbs too? Crazy to believe something just because you want it to be. I wish I could do that.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pat Robertson can leg press a ton easily because he has our lord and savior jesus christ powering him.

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• just_another_person@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Did your account get hacked, buddy?

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ads are getting bold

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No.

  News from a biblical perspective is inherently biased.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But jesus christ is our lord.

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• FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  SatansMaggotyCumFart has spoken!

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• neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Never heard of him/her/them, so no.

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is that where they air the Jimmy Swaggart reruns?

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• HubertManne@piefed.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  really should have used an alt for this one but I guess some folks might think your serious.

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• Drbreen@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What does 700 represent?

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The original goal of 700 people donating $10/month.

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    • Drbreen@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Add 2-3 extra zeroes to that mate for extra blessing from the lord

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• YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You’re 3 weeks early, m’dude

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  For anyone coming along and starting to get riled up…

  Go for it! Lemme get some popcorn!

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