Don't let your gift wind up at a shelter 3 weeks later

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• vildis@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  blåhaj my beloved

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• affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  my mom surprised me with one of these as an early present. how do i care for it?

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Invite your friends over

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    • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      my newborn greenland shark is the only friend i’ll ever need

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• Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  isn’t this the piss shark

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  • zepheriths@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    This is the Greenland shark. 80% of them have a parasite in their eyes that makes them blind

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    • Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      oh yeah that’s the pee shark alright

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    “Urea does not equal pee.”

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• CsikosPite@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  We buy each other stuff we use daily, bathing stuff, sponge or food. Most of the time food.

  Its better than some dumb useless stuff.

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  • pimento64@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I give books, but for flavor, I give actively harmful books. Healthy people get pseudoscientific books on Chronic Lyme Disease or The Obesity Code, and mentally ill people get books about gangstalking, books promoting Esoteric Nazism, and a recommendation to check out r/SaturnStormCube on reddit.

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    • SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      C/foundsatan

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    • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Your books can’t hurt me because I don’t read.

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    • CsikosPite@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      So evil, I like it. :D

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• littlewonder@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  This is hilarious.

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• BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Cool animal

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• bigFab@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_shark

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