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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I just looove how nobody even considers the ice creams feelings in all of this. Once again the inanimate objects get no autonomy or validation.

  Sick of it.

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• Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Tell that to Mrs. Eiffel, the woman who married the Eiffel Tower and had (has?) a relationship with her bow, Lance, which she attributes to her becoming a world class archer.

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I was gonna make a joke, but then I read the article and

    After serving enlisted in the United States Air Force, Eiffel entered the U.S. Air Force Academy in 1993. In her first year, she was sexually assaulted by another cadet, but thwarted the attack with a training sword. She was subsequently dismissed from the Academy with a personality disorder: “I really felt that the only way for me to sleep is if I was holding onto something, like my sword, because that was the one thing that protected me. And it just got worse,” she said.

    kinda takes the fun out of it

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• Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s pretty racist of Patrick tbh. Why do you only want to marry someone of your own species? Why not some nice person outside your species like Sandy or Squidward or Mrs Puff? Are you a starfish supremacist?

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  • qualia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Right. Plus, as this commenter suggests, “species” is the correct singular and plural.

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• Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Best one yet

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  patrick had a bad day

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  More over, there are more than one type of “LOVE”

  EROS: Lust.

  PHILIA: frends.

  STORGE: natural family love.

  AGAPE: Selfless , unconditional love.

  Ludus: playful flirty love.

  Pragma: committed Long term love.

  Philautia: self love (not masterbation)

  And more that are not captured by the greeks extensive vocabulary.

  When I said ‘I love Ice cream’ I was saying I EROS Ice cream not I AGAPE Ice cream, this is a problem

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