Just kidding, my German buddies :)

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• justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Fun” Fact: that chart isn’t even a joke - it is actually, factually, pretty accurate. You can get a prison sentence of up to 3 years for that particular gesture.

  Gemäß § 86a Absatz 1 und 2 StGB ist es nicht erlaubt, nationalsozialistische Symbole, Grußformeln oder Parolen zu verwenden. Der Hitlergruß wird […] mit bis zu drei Jahren Freiheitsstrafe geahndet

  …on the other hand, it is a wonderful piece of irony that a joke about Germans turns out to be a non-joke in disguise, lol. German humor is no laughing matter, after all!

  =P

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  • FuyuhikoDate@silkky.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ahhh… Einer von uns! Einer von Uns!

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    • justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Einer der etwa drei Dutzend Leute auf Lemmy die nicht aus Amerika stammen, jep ;)

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• Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What if I need to heil a taxi?

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  • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Then you’re going to make people unkampftable Anne Frankly I won’t stand for it.

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• far_university1990@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

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  • cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “This comment section is now the property of the Federal Republic of Germany”

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  • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mdr non.

    • la résistance

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  • name_NULL111653@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ein Volk, ein Sprache, ein Kommentarbereich.

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• TheLordHumungus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Every time a German waves a Pole sweats

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  • sour@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    future german*

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  • KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is this affected by the speed of light?

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    • kirby@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s now very well documented, but Polish people can actually just ignore the laws of physics at will and thereby sweat the instant a german waves

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• Johanno@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If you don’t do it right it doesn’t count.

  A correct Hitler Gruß is made with the right arm.

  You stretch the whole arm and hand flat and then raise it in 45° angle relative to your head.

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  • Yadaran@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This man Heil Hitlers

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  • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Does it look like this: boingboing.net/…/funny-gif-of-laura-ingraham-re.h…

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    • Johanno@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Almost

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    • cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Are you Slovenian or a Swamp German?

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  • that_guy2611@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Idiot

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• FQQD@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can confirm

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• tubaruco@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  -sees german friend

  -says hi while raising hand as a half-wave

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• alienzx@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I feel like this applies more to white Americans today than modern Germans

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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What trouble? They seem to get promoted.

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