The super-rich tax evader ‘doth protest too much’. After all, it isn’t hard to disprove Nigel Farage’s statement when you scratch the surface
I presume someone paid him £50 to say that
Submitted 2 days ago by BrikoX@lemmy.zip to unitedkingdom@feddit.uk
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The super-rich tax evader ‘doth protest too much’. After all, it isn’t hard to disprove Nigel Farage’s statement when you scratch the surface
I presume someone paid him £50 to say that
“I can’t be bought”, says the demonstrably bought politician. Anybody check his pockets for rubles?
Translation:
The folks voting for me. Cannot afford to buy me.
Dude has pockets full of dollars and a price tag up his arse
Farage is what you get when your geriatric Saint Bernard, that’s been eating rotten fish, shits on the carpet, then eats the shit, then throws it up, then rolls in it, then jumps onto your clean bedsheets and rolls around in them too.
I have a fiver in my back pocket that says otherwise
VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 2 days ago
You can quite literally buy him on Cameo, is this a joke or something
Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I didn’t believe you at first but you can literally get Nigel farage to say anything for the low price of £69.73+ I’m going to assume he won’t say some stuff but still
Denjin@feddit.uk 2 days ago
Someone got him to give a heart warming tribute to Ian Watkins…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=92j7CuUNErI
galmuth@feddit.uk 2 days ago
“Up the Ra!”