No one getting to it

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• aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Remember kids, when someone asks and you have -$600000 you can still say your net worth is in six figures

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  • Bgugi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    OpenAI much?

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  • Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Or maybe add some extra trailing 0s… fractions of a cent exist, right?

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    • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You can add them to the left too.

      And remember, if your interlocutor don’t like you adding zeros, computers pad negative numbers with 1s, not 0s.

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• istdaslol@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  As long as your food stamps are not stored in your mattress

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• Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Nice humble brag having a bank account. Well la-di-da. So fancy.

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