What kind of fucking monster wouldn’t be right there with said date enjoying the most excellent carb delivery system RIGHT NOW?!?!
As another said, bullet dodged.
Submitted 2 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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What kind of fucking monster wouldn’t be right there with said date enjoying the most excellent carb delivery system RIGHT NOW?!?!
As another said, bullet dodged.
i have known a lot of people from different walks of life, from different places in the world. I have heard so silly food educate but waiting for 5 minutes before enjoying the pre meal bread is fucking lol
it’s one thing if they eat all the bread in 5 minutes, but getting the appetite started by helping yourself to the initial food offered when it’s served is pretty normal IMO
Sounds arbitrary. Don’t they usually just bring more bread if you run out?
If anything that text should’ve been sent in reverse.
Last night was fun, but it was weird the way you looked at me when I ate food at a restaurant. I don’t wish to continue this.
ITT: people taking a shitpost seriously again, lmao
“iMessage” lmao. That feels like satire. iText and iClock hahaha
create a script that places a lower case i in front of every word that doesn’t already start with a lower case i
Mac@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Give em my number, we boutta double team those rolls.