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  • thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The crossfit where I live shut down a few years ago because the whole crew were sleeping with each other’s spouses and everyone figured it out and had a huge fight and everyone quit the gym. Whackos.

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    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The crossfit where I live shut down a few years ago because the whole crew were sleeping with each other’s spouses and everyone figured it out and had a huge fight and everyone quit the gym. Whackos.

      Okay, to be fair, at a kind of crummy regular gym I went to, all the staff were fucking all the other staff. I’m not sure I blame this on CrossFit.

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      • thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Probably not a CF-only thing, however my current parter of more than 7 years goes to the YMCA gym 3 times a week and has never accidentally fucked anyone else.

        At least that I’m aware of.

        I was married and have been fooled before, so maybe my history is a little suspect.

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        My trick is, I just don’t go to the gym.

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    • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Were you seeing Marjorie Taylor Greene?

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      • thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Hahaha no, I’d have hung myself

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  • Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Never tell a cop anything that your lawyer doesn't tell you to say.

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    • BillyClark@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Exactly. It’s sad, but in America, if you say something to a cop, and the cop, for example, “misremembers” and says that you confessed to a crime, you can be in hot water. If you simply don’t speak to a cop, then it’s more difficult for the cop to “misremember”.

      That’s an extreme example, and it’s getting less likely with cops wearing more bodycams, but there’s simply no reason to take the risk of talking to a cop.

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  • diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I use arch btw

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  • RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    cop: get the fuck down nigger (pistols whips you) uwu

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    • Turret3857@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      CRAZY comment for lemmy 😭

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    never skip leg day

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