i want to believe

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• SGG@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  While it’s called paint thinner, perhaps it’s also reality thinner, allowing you to peer beyond the veil to see other realities

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• wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Everyone knows the warnings on paint thinner is because the illuminati doesn’t want us to know how to open our fourth eye.

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s just what they want you to believe (it’s actually the fifth eye)!

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    • crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The only way to see Sasquatch is by opening all five of your eyes (that we know of so far)

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  All’s I know about sasquatch is that they are interdimensional all-terrain vehicles piloted by aliens and delivered by flying saucers that come to steal our water and cow rectums.

  But they are not, repeat, NOT demonic entities. It is in fact the Greys which aren’t aliens but hyperterrestrial demons in biomechanical exosuits.

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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Close! They’re interdimensional navy SEALs sent to retrieve EBEs from crash sites before humans can get their grubby hands on them, and bring them under Yettinsyn control.

    But yeah most of the EBEs themselves are actually artificial biological drones controlled by a hivemind that are sent to steal our water, cow rectums, and most importantly our SLACK! But us followers of J. R. “Bob” Dobbs in The Church of the SubGenius know The Truth! See, “Bob” was working on a television of his own design in 1953 when it shocked the living ghee out of him, and he was contacted by that alien space monster JHVH-1 who informed him of the plan. That’s when “Bob” started The Church and set about stopping the hivemind, and he made contact with the X-ists (other aliens), who he sold earth to on the contingency they Rupture up all The Church members who have paid their dues into their PleasureSaucers and save us before the extinction event takes place.

    Do people think you’re strange? Do you? Then you may be on the right track! Are you abnormal? Then you are probably BETTER than most people! YES, our kind shall triumph!

    IF

    • you are what they call "different"
    • you think we’re entering a new Dark Ages
    • you see the universe as a vast morbid sense of humor
    • you are looking for an inherently bogus religion that will condone superior degeneracy and tell you that you’re “above” everyone else
    • you can help them with a donation

    Then write to “Bob” at P.O. Box 807 Glen Rose, TX 76043. Send $3 and ask for the pamphlet. Best deal in any religion, Eternal Salvation or TRIPLE your money back! You’ll pay to know what you really think.

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