Anon is an astronaut

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “You aliens have Jesus, too?”

  “Yeah, he showed up 1900 years ago. Ushered in a golden age of enlightenment and prosperity. He checks back on us every century or so and provides new advancements is philosophy and theology. We’ve lived a utopian existence ever since. Why do you ask? What did you guys do when he arrived?”

  “Uh… errrr…”

  “And why do you all wear big plus signs on your clothes?”

  “Ho-boy, this is awkward”

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    SMBC did it www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2008-11-24

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

      Earthlings do be like this

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• etherphon@midwest.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  crab nebula
  crab people
  crab jesus

  Astro-theo-carcinisation

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• underscores@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As an enjoyer of fringe content it is pretty common lore that the Vatican is involved with UFOs

  The testimony comes from a highly credentialed intelligence whistleblower that came to Congress to basically say “there’s a money black hole sucking up the defense budget and no one knows about it because it’s for black projects, and oh yeah UFOs”

  Fun fact, in addition to that Pope Francis made a comment saying he’d baptize aliens:

  “Who are we to close doors? In the early Church, even today, there is the ministry of the ostiary [usher]. And what did the ostiary do? He opened the door, received the people, allowed them to pass. But it was never the ministry of the closed door, never.”

  and from Grusch’s claims (Wikipedia)

  "documents reporting a spacecraft of alien origin had been recovered by Benito Mussolini’s government in 1933 and procured by the U.S. in 1944 or 1945 with the assistance of the Vatican and the Five Eyes alliance. "

  But I don’t think there’s any actual trail for hunting a pope saw an UFO sadly

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• adhocfungus@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is very very loosely the plot of The Sparrow by Mary Doria Russell. They weren’t sent to necessarily convert the aliens, but the Catholic Church were the only ones willing to bankroll a trip that would take at least 60 years and have no possible ROI.

  It definitely does not go as planned and, maybe unsurprisingly to modern readers, ends with the Catholic Church being cast as a bunch of perverts in the public eye.

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  • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Different premise, similar outcome, it’s fairly close to The High Crusade by Poul Anderson. Aliens invade medieval England and get shanked, ultimately leading to the British empire spanning the galaxy.

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• lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That image goes hard

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