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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Nalivai@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m more embarrassed about my calculator history. I use SpeedCrunch because it’s amazing, but boy does it remind me hos stupid I am. 7+14, really?

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you use DuckDuckGo, just type !wt wordyouwant. This takes you to the English Wiktionary entry, where Wiktionary is a (really rich and underappreciated) sister project to Wikipedia that acts as an every-language-to-English dictionary (or e.g. an every-language-to-French dictionary in the case of fr.wiktionary.org, etc.)

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    • brightone@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A reminder to fellow Kagi users - you can do the same! (all DDG bangs are supported, but you probably knew that already)

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I use define:. Yesterday a friend asked me whether “stably” had an “e” in it and this was very helpful in answering.

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    • maltasoron@sopuli.xyz ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I use it often to look up the etymology of words.

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    • cryoistalline@lemmy.ml ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      if you have krunner installed, you can also look for the definition by typing define wordyouwant

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  • pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is it ironic that while reading this post I noticed that rule 5 spells “incite” wrong?

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Title needs a word that doesn’t fit:

    “Sorry to austere you”

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  • SpankyDoodle@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And porn. But yes, I do this a lot too and can absolutely relate.

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    • Spaniard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      porn noun /pɔːn/ /pɔːrn/ [uncountable] (informal, disapproving)

      ​pornography (= magazines, DVDs, websites, etc. that describe or show naked people and sexual acts in order to make people feel sexually excited, especially in a way that many other people find offensive)

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    • TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I swear it’s only because I keep forgetting if step-sister has a hyphen in or not.

      So I can get accurate results when I type it in pornhub.

      (I actually just googled step-sister because I genuinely didn’t know if it has a hyphen. Apparently it is commonly written with and without the hyphen)

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  • kali_fornication@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    know what’s extra hard? those common words that are like a verb + a preposition like “find out”. i convince myself that the preposition i’m thinking of is wrong

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  • can_you_change_your_username@fedia.io ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Search engines are better at figuring out my misspellings than the android keyboard. Lots of random misspelled words in my search history.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A lot of synonyms for me.

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  • Funnynate08@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The amount of times I have to search how to spell "reccomending" is sad (for me)

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    • kubica@fedia.io ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Which reminds me how "commit" is right but "ammend" is wrong. I hate it.

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    • RaoulDuke85@piefed.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Restaurant for me.

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  • rowrowrowyourboat@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Honestly, this has almost become a compulsive thing when reading. Nonstop looking up words.

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  • Legit_Spaghetti@mastodo.neoliber.al ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    @ickplant So close to a perfect joke. One small tweak:

    When I die and y'all go through my search history, you'll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn't sure I was using cacophony.

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