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• Naho_Zako@piefed.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Holy shit! My cock is gone! Someone must have stole it I guess.

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  • SillyDude@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh, I borrowed it. I smeared a message on the mirror with it that you’d see after you got out of the shower and realized it was gone. I’ll have it back to you tomorrow. I’m doing some testing.

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• gray@lemmy.ml ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Third secret evil option

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  • LongLive@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Rented

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Rock hard, but that’s because I processed my rooster in the fall and it’s in the deep freeze now.

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• Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  soft, but reading the header, not for long

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  • edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Relatable

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  😭 - Detachable Penis

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• lennee@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  50/50

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  nomnomnom

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• homes@piefed.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bad kitty!

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• somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  nonnewtonian

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