One of my evil genius ideas to destroy the world is carbonated mayonnaise.
140,000 calories per glass
Submitted 8 months ago by Stamets@startrek.website to [deleted]
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Comments
Murais@lemmy.one 8 months ago
Oh, good.
Finally-- a keto-friendly beer!
Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I’m more of a Caesar man myself.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
Y tu.
Er, Me too.
spicytuna62@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Let’s run with a couple of facts here. The calorie you’re referring to is a nutritional calorie, which is actually 1 kilocalorie. Let’s also assume this is a 12 ounce can, which would weigh 355 grams. 140,000 kcal per 355 grams gives this drink an energy density of 394.37 kcal per gram. That’s 1,650 kilojoules per gram.
The energy density of gasoline is 46.4 kJ per gram.
This stuff has about 36 times the energy density of the stuff that power cars.
Sounds about right for the average American diet.
agent_flounder@lemmy.world 8 months ago
So what I’m hearing is I should run my car on this stuff and drink gasoline.
Patches@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Fun fact: a single serving of Gasoline has enough calories to last you the rest of your life.
n3m37h@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Is that why rolling coal is so common in America, except its actually the occupants farting?
NewDark@lemmings.world 8 months ago
I knew the number was beyond fucked but thank you for putting it in perspective.
snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
A gram of u-235 has 20 billion calories. You’ll never need to eat again.