Sage advice from COWK and her infinite well of esoteric wisdom.

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• trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  TV is not benevolent, at least on my computer I can block all ads

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  • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    the TV is big and slow, a computer, more nimble, can outrun the ads, the TV is too slow to even attempt dodging

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The TV make sure i have ample opportunity and motivation to stay hydrated and relieve myself of fluids. Every 24 minutes it says “go and take a quick walk, tend to your physical needs”

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• Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  the TV is benevolent

  Bull fucking shit

  TV was the largest aggregator of feeding bullshit and lies to normies before shit like qanon went mainstream and forever poisoned their brains

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Was this written by a television daemon?

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    With high likelihood.

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