Bartender is sick of your magic tricks everytime you come into the bar

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• krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  One of the funniest things I’ve seen on the internet was a picture of Jesus knocking on a door saying “knock knock”

  A voice bubble responds “who’s there?”

  And Jesus replies “Jesus, lol”

  I don’t know why but to this day I think of it an and I laugh.

  The second funniest is one of Jesus raping a baby with a comically large monster cock. A woman is shocked yelling “Jesus stop raping my baby!” And Jesus replies “lol”

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Viable business strategy for Jesus though. Undercut the competition.

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  • BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    And avoid paying a tip. What a dick.

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  • Tiger666@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Supply side Jesus?

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• phed@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not true, I perform magic tricks every time I go into a bar and the bar and beertenders LOVE me and can’t get enough. I make my drinks dissappear! ;p

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  • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well, if you are buying the drinks before disappearing them, then of course they’ll love it.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “And keep your hands off the sourdough pretzels, you know what a mess that makes.”

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Show of hands, how many waiters got the one family who ordered just water with extra lemons and then used up all the sugar packets?

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  • wieson@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why are there sugar packets in a bar?

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