Genius idea
The person seeing this note together with a 12 pack of shampoo bottles….
Submitted 1 day ago by LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Genius idea
The person seeing this note together with a 12 pack of shampoo bottles….
Imagine this note with a tube of lube and a fleshlight
A thief will unfortunately do whatever mental gymnastics they need to feel good about it. “Uncle? Their uncle must be rich, he can buy another one. I never had a rich uncle, I deserve this more than they do.”
cage in the sky?
I mean… I haven’t given hamster valhalla MUCH thought but I’d have imagined they’d be tunneling endless labyrinths to store their hot hamster maidens/fuckbois in.
no dribble bottle, they drink mead from casks and slay their enemies with razor sharp incisors
“That’s where I wanna go when I die (when I die).”
Norman Greenbaum represennnnnnnnt
Do they even read those?
db2@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Porch pirates don’t care, if they did they wouldn’t steal someone else’s shit in the first place.
FishFace@piefed.social 1 day ago
Well maybe. But I think you’re not understanding how caring works. It’s easy to not care if you don’t even think about the humanity and life of the person you’re affecting. Having something like this can easily cause someone who never thought about their victim to suddenly do so.
It doesn’t always work, but it’s useful to understand that not all criminals are hardened. If you go down that road you end up with the US justice system.
db2@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
I don’t think they’re hardened, I think they’re stupid. There’s a good chance they can’t read the note in the first place.
FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus 21 hours ago
Completely random question, but is this the LW account of db0 or is your usernames being similar a complete coincidence?
db2@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Complete coincidence. I might also be a sentient database.