I hate that this is true. At this point it’s so ingrained in me that one leads to the other, that just smelling coffee will make me have to go. I just want to drink my caffeine in peace, damn it.
FIRE EVERYTHING
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ICCrawler@lemmy.world 1 day ago
spicytuna62@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Me, but with any fluid intake. That first morning drink of whatever, and my body is like, “We got liquid? Send 'er on outta here!”
desmosthenes@lemmy.world 2 days ago
lololol but jesus those movies were so dumb
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 day ago
I’ve come to appreciate them for the narrative snuck under Disney’s nose, that even a return to liberalism from a victorious rebellion against fascism will only begin the cycle again.
You must address the root causes, inequality and ruling class complacency.
desmosthenes@lemmy.world 1 day ago
ah I didn’t catch that - touché. I just saw it as a movie about bad parenting lol
Bonus@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
bjorney@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
y’all need
JesusfiberI_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 3 days ago
Coffee makes some people poop. Nothing to do with fiber, the coffee just triggers the movement.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 day ago
Fecal matter entering the rectum triggers the need.
A high fiber diet keeps you regular to the point where your colon doesn’t do an emergency dump just because some neurotransmitters got upitty.
It’ll try, mind you, but the goal is going more regularly in the first place so there’s not as much to push out all once.