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Fuckin' passwords

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Especially when getting it wrong a third time means that you have to do the walk of shame to the IT help desk.

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    • somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      or restart and try again (this often works, idk why)

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      • e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It locks both your smartcard and your user account, there is no way around that.

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    • Cenzorrll@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      New password week for me!

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    • Toes@ani.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I had a director that just couldn’t do it. Took 47 tries for him to login. Didn’t matter what computer they used. I checked to make sure there wasn’t any outside source locking them out. They just weren’t able to do it.

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      • dabaldeagul@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        New security measure: if the director logs in using 46 or fewer attempts, their account gets locked.

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  • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I am in this picture and I do not like it

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    • UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Now say my Name :)

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      • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        No.

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  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just use bitwarden

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    • helvetpuli@sopuli.xyz ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just to be clear: there is no reason anybody should be typing a password in 2025, other than maybe their master password for a keyvault. Also, 14 characters is not secure*. It needs to be at least 16, and that’s if you generate it randomly.

      Four randomly selected words, XKCD style is also good

      • according to Jeremi M Gosney, yer best source for password cracking and defense
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      • Ashiette@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Aren’t dictionary bruteforcing really efficient ?

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    • helvetpuli@sopuli.xyz ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Exactly. I use KeepassXC, but Bitwarden is also good.

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