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Fuckin' passwords
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to memes@sopuli.xyz
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HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Now say my Name :)
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just use bitwarden
helvetpuli@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Just to be clear: there is no reason anybody should be typing a password in 2025, other than maybe their master password for a keyvault. Also, 14 characters is not secure*. It needs to be at least 16, and that’s if you generate it randomly.
Four randomly selected words, XKCD style is also good
- according to Jeremi M Gosney, yer best source for password cracking and defense
Ashiette@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Aren’t dictionary bruteforcing really efficient ?
helvetpuli@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Exactly. I use KeepassXC, but Bitwarden is also good.
hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
oh my lawd does that laptop have two nics?
e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Especially when getting it wrong a third time means that you have to do the walk of shame to the IT help desk.
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
or restart and try again (this often works, idk why)
e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
It locks both your smartcard and your user account, there is no way around that.
Cenzorrll@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
New password week for me!
Toes@ani.social 3 weeks ago
I had a director that just couldn’t do it. Took 47 tries for him to login. Didn’t matter what computer they used. I checked to make sure there wasn’t any outside source locking them out. They just weren’t able to do it.
dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
New security measure: if the director logs in using 46 or fewer attempts, their account gets locked.