A reminder that delivery apps are unnatural

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• Garden_Ramsay@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If this is wrong I don’t wanna be right

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  • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wait, so do you yell at garden plants when they aren’t growing fast enough?

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    • dojan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What? No! I sweet talk them, baby them, like a normal person.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No I take the weakest one for a tour around the apartment to say goodbye to his friends, then I come back with an empty pot.

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• squiblet@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’ve never really wanted some random person to bring me fast food for 40% more plus a tip.

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  • candyman337@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’d be ok with a random person bringing me a regular restaurant’s food for about 10% more plus tip

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    • squiblet@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I suppose. I don’t really approve of the way drivers are “hired”, vetted or paid by these companies, though.

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  • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m lazy and going out makes me anxious

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• GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I fucking love spending a 100% upcharge on terrible food delivered by some nameless poor person who can’t afford the hospital bill of getting hit by a SUV later this evening.

  I will NEVER figure out how my kitchen stove works.

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  • jcg@halubilo.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You thought my full size oven, 6 burner stove, and kitchen island were for… preparing and cooking food? Am I some kind of servant?

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    • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m too busy WORKING (from home) every day from 9(ish) to 4(ish) to cook healthy meals for myself. What?! You expect me to prepare my signature braised salmon and slow roasted vegetables every day? That’s the only meal I’ve learned to cook and it takes over an hour!

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• awwwyissss@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ah, and now this account posts a door dash advertisement.

  An effective way to stay poor is to spend your money on expensive, greasy, salty food that will send you to an early grave.

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  • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Picard Maneuver - posts hundreds of memes for no other reason than to provide content for fledgling communities and helping Lemmy get off the ground and not appear stale, some of said content clearly having to include the name of a brand as part of the content

    Awwwyissss, who has done absolutely fuck all in the way of providing content to help Lemmy retain users - oH MeR GeRD Is tHiS gUy aDveRtIsInG !?!

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hey, thanks for sticking up for me back here, friend. I had thought this person was joking and moved on, so I didn’t see this thread they other day.

      I only scrolled back tonight because the same person showed up under a different post accusing me of being paid by oreos or something now, and I remembered this one. Weird.

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    • awwwyissss@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t need to post to call out BS, and I’ve been an active user for a while now. ThePicardManeuver has repeatedly posted advertisments so I’m calling them out.

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• PatFussy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why are they texting my dog

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• elxeno@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  ShutUpAndTakeMyMoney.jpg

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• casmael@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fuckin lol

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