“JUST BECAUSE I HAVE THE VOICE OF A MUNCHKIN FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ DOES NOT MEAN THAT I HAVE TINY LITTLE MOUSE BALLS! BESIDES, EVEN IF I DID, CORRELATION DOES NOT PROVE CAUSATION!!!”

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• JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why this motherfucker always look like he’s been caught with his pecker out in public?

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  • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He looks like he just walked in on his parents having sex. With a horse.

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  • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He looks like someone is slowly but steadily sliding grapes into his ass, and he’s trying not to react until he figures out how he feels about it.

    Did I enjoy that? Maybe? No? Actually, I think so? Hmm, better wait for the next one to be sure. Nope, no, definitely didn’t enjoy that one. But it did feel kinda good…

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  • faintwhenfree@lemmus.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I just noticed, he has lights pointed directly at his face, his pupils are still diallated quite a bit, I wonder what drugs he must be on.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• woodytrombone@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So close to CORRELATION DOES NOT CAUSE CASTRATION

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• Curiousfur@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He always looks like he shit somebody else’s pants

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  • Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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• EvilBit@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I call fake. This implies awareness of scientific and logical principles.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I always hear from older police and other LE people that after enough time on the force, nothing surprises you anymore, yet Patel looks like everything surprises him all the time.

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• ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Then show your balls to prove it

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