*proposes*

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• PhilipTheBucket@quokk.au ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Years upon years ago, I was working as a laborer, and my GF at the time learned that I loved little kids' snacks, fruit snacks and gummies and things like that. She started packing for me little packets of treats in my lunch, which I enjoyed.

  One time I made the mistake of offering one to one of my burly Romanian coworkers. I didn't want to be rude and bust out snacks without sharing them. "Want some lucky duckies?" I said, and offered him the little packet of cheese crackers shaped like ducks. He looked at it, confused, and asked, "What is this?" I explained. He looked back at it with pure contempt and said, "No. I do not want this."

  His loss man, lucky duckies are fucking delicious.

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• trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And waste the rest of the bread? I wouldn’t marry someone like that.

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  • LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I'm assuming she'll snack on that.

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    • bleistift2@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      :D You assumed that the OOP is female.

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• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No variety? A sandwich every day?

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