And waste the rest of the bread? I wouldn’t marry someone like that.
*proposes*
Submitted 1 month ago by LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone to memes@sopuli.xyz
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- trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 1 month ago- LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago- I'm assuming she'll snack on that. - bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago- :D You assumed that the OOP is female. 
 
 
- Mac@mander.xyz 1 month ago- hi im integrated 
- theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago- No variety? A sandwich every day? - noxypaws@pawb.social 5 weeks ago- No decision paralysis and anxiety over what to have for lunch? Sign me up! 
- Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 1 month ago- They tried using the dinosaur shaped cookie cutter leg of lamb but it made a huge mess, and they broke 7 of the cutters 
- Hexarei@beehaw.org 5 weeks ago- Obviously it’s time to roll for sandwich 
 
- CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago- Brb, gotta buy those and make my girl lunch :D 
- Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 weeks ago- Only one? I see the mold makes two out of a single normal sandwich. Why do I only get one? 🥺 - Olmai@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago- Would you really want to take one away from someone who would make those beauties for you every day ? 
 
PhilipTheBucket@quokk.au 1 month ago
Years upon years ago, I was working as a laborer, and my GF at the time learned that I loved little kids' snacks, fruit snacks and gummies and things like that. She started packing for me little packets of treats in my lunch, which I enjoyed.
One time I made the mistake of offering one to one of my burly Romanian coworkers. I didn't want to be rude and bust out snacks without sharing them. "Want some lucky duckies?" I said, and offered him the little packet of cheese crackers shaped like ducks. He looked at it, confused, and asked, "What is this?" I explained. He looked back at it with pure contempt and said, "No. I do not want this."
His loss man, lucky duckies are fucking delicious.