Even getting ads about something I talked about is bad enough.
That’s also the reason I regulary scream “hookers and cocaine” into my phone.
Submitted 1 year ago by Exusia@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Even getting ads about something I talked about is bad enough.
That’s also the reason I regulary scream “hookers and cocaine” into my phone.
I scream hookers and cocaine into my phone too, but it’s usually because I’m ordering hookers and cocaine.
That’s good. Someone’s gotta keep those CIA honeypot workers employed.
A man of culture
When the hands are preoccupied.
In public?? What a madlad!
How is “you get ads about something you talked about” 🙂 ?
This should be “you get ads about something you talked about”:
“You get ads about something you thought about”:
“Gorefield” image. A grotesquely mutated giant Garfield tells Jon creepily “let me help you jon.”
you get ads for something you dreamt about
So that’s what it will be like when everyone has brain implants. No thank you.
That’s when you get the ads in your dreams.
Imagine they can just adjust the price, if they think you’re willing to pay more or wealthy
Excuse me, may I target you with some ads about a movie? I heard it’s got some pretty good reviews!
Advertisement shit[post]s in your head. Avoid.
Cruxifux@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve been cutting every piece of software that shows me ads out of my life. I basically just have Lemmy and streaming services now. It’s pretty great, but now if I’m somewhere and I see or hear an ad I get extremely annoyed.
Exusia@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The lemmy post about them feeling gross was relatable. Like everyone’s so fake enjoying [product] and you’re just watching asking "how does this convince anyone to buy [product]
dojan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Doesn’t everyone feel this way about ads? I don’t feel like the advert algorithms ever get a good lock on me. On the few occasions I’ve gotten adverts it has been for things like “Visit the UAE” or “Visit Dubai” and a lot of pregnancy and feminine hygiene related stuff.
I’m a gay man. Pretty sure I’d get stoned to death in Dubai/UAE, and pregnancy is just not on the menu for me.
bigdog_00@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is me with those stupid “Dude relaaaaaaaxxxx” ads for Hello Fresh. I watch them, oddly mesmerized by how bad they are. Also some of the things they show are literally 3 ingredients (potatoes, cheese, pepper for smashed potatoes).
To their credit, they’ve stopped claiming they’re cheaper than groceries
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
FTFY
Cruxifux@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bruh it’s seriously starting to look like that’s how I’m gonna do shit from now on. Streaming services are getting enshittified like crazy.
_number8_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
i love sports so unfortunately it’s being injected into my eyeballs every game everywhere
LinkOpensChest_wav@midwest.social 1 year ago
Yeah, I’ve noticed it’s gotten really bad. I’m not a sports fan myself, but I’ve tried watching NFL with my brother, and it’s borderline unwatchable due to the sheer amount of ads.