Well now I'm no longer impressed

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• kyub@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There are also 2 types of penis, not sure what they’re called in English exactly but we call them blood penis or flesh penis. Blood penis is quite small unerect but can grow up to multiple times its size and also gets thicker when erected. The majority of men actually have this type of penis. The other type is the flesh penis, which is almost the same size whether erect or not. It doesn’t grow much when erect. Both of course get hard when erect. Since I sometimes see those jokes about small penises in unerect state I assume that quite a few people don’t know of these 2 types and their differences, and if you don’t know this kind of important detail then a flesh penis might look more promising when you’ve only seen it unerect. But, of course, there can still be size differences between different ones. Independent of the type. Anyway, the main point is if you really want to compare penis sizes you always have to do it in erect state, otherwise it’s completely meaningless.

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  • ReedReads@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In English they’re called “showers” or “growers”.

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    • ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah I’m a grower and it’s almost non-existent when flaccid but grows to 6”. I used to be so damn embarrassed of being flaccid, especially if I saw any other porn of flaccid penises that were larger. But then I realized that most women don’t care how it is on standby and I became much more comfortable with it.

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  • scytale@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m now calling it a blood penis and flesh penis from now on.

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    • Lycist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’d love to know what language that translated out of.

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  • one_step_behind@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In American English, we say "grower" vs "show-er". Grower being like blood penis and show-er for flesh penis.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So let’s see her cock then!?

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• Lycist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They… they know about shrinkage, right?

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  • Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    so would you say you were short changed?

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• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Who cares what it’s like on standby?

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I like the term standby

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      off duty

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  • Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    he’s a grower not a shower

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• groovyplane@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why do some folks call a dick - a ‘Schlong’ for? Compensating for ‘Schshort’ maybe? Serious replies only! Image

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• ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Not so scary anymore, huh, friend?”

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