I've achieved comedy!

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• KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean, you can open windows in space, but it would be a disaster

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you open a window in space, your dad will come storming in telling you that we’re not paying to pressurize the whole universe.

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  • Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Press the Start button. The React Native app doesn’t… React.

    The ship’s main computer and all its systems crash - every single fancy monitor shows the same BSoD.

    Since the doors are all electronic, due to safety concerns on Earth that have gotten overlooked while making the craft, all the doors release and open.

    You see the smiley faces and QR codes dissapearing as the monitors get yanked out into the void.

    You soon follow.

    The end.

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  • tatann@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Unless you put some tarp on it

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You can only open one window, and you can only do it once

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s always a disaster to open Microsoft Windows no matter where you are

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  • Jojowski@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    With their network speed it would take a lifetime for updates to complete!

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Because blue screen of death would really mean death?

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• original_reader@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I always feel sorry for this T-Rex. Haven’t seen a bad joke from it yet. 😄

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  • BurntWits@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Me too. I want to find the Dino and say I’m their biggest fan

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• atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Crying Dino is cute Dino

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