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Anon discovers cigarettes

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨LifeLemons@lemmy.ml⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • frostysauce@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If smoking isn’t cool anymore then I don’t want to live in this world.

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    • mriormro@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It hasn’t been cool for over 30 years.

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      • frostysauce@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It was definitely cool in the nineties. Maybe you just weren’t?

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  • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    OP discovers addiction. Doesn’t realise he probably has one himself.

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    • LifeLemons@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      OOP?

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  • SRo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s cool

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  • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Because drugs make you feel good?

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Back then:

    > be 12
    > see cowboy jack on TV
    > see the protagonist always smoking lucky strike
    > get a pack of cigs from the older kids
    > smoke it as a joke
    > get addicted to it
    > life-time smoker created
    > parents beat the shit out of me
    Am I as cool as you, Mr. Cowboy Jack?
    

    Now:

    > be 13 year old edgelord
    > idolize cartman in south park
    > hate parents for being assholes
    > they not taking you seriously because you're a kid
    > see package of cigs
    > it has "not to be sold over 18" written on it
    > come up with idea
    > get a pack of cigs from the few older kids who still smoke
    > smoke it as a joke
    > get addicted to it
    > life-time smoker created
    > other kids make fun of me by sending the suicide hotline to me 
    Am I as cool as you, Eric Cartman? Am I a real adult now, mom and dad? Also fuck you Anita Sarkeesian for wanting to ban video games!
    
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    • glimse@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m sure they exist but I’m having a hard time believing any significant amount of 13 year olds are idolizing Cartman. When I was young, we all just thought Cartman was funny…but it was more a laughing-at-him funny, no one thought his actions were admirable lol

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  • bluewing@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Because dying from smoking weed isn’t available in all places…

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  • Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Me ( an addicted smoker ) : THIS!

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  • vivendi@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Quit that shit. Maybe relapsed once or twice and still beat myself over it.

    However, I’m probably not quitting weed for the foreseeable future, but I pace myself heavily with that (twice a month max)

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  • Samsy@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I stopped smoking and had two bacterial infections the first since years. The second one end up in a Pneumonia.

    Is smoking healthy?

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  • based_raven@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Smoking is becoming cool again because seeing a 50 year old man vape is pathetic.

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    • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah fuck him for switching to something not nearly as harmful. What a loser.

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