OP discovers addiction. Doesn’t realise he probably has one himself.
Anon discovers cigarettes
Submitted 2 days ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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SRo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
It’s cool
Gladaed@feddit.org 2 days ago
Because drugs make you feel good?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Back then:
> be 12 > see cowboy jack on TV > see the protagonist always smoking lucky strike > get a pack of cigs from the older kids > smoke it as a joke > get addicted to it > life-time smoker created > parents beat the shit out of me Am I as cool as you, Mr. Cowboy Jack?
Now:
> be 13 year old edgelord > idolize cartman in south park > hate parents for being assholes > they not taking you seriously because you're a kid > see package of cigs > it has "not to be sold over 18" written on it > come up with idea > get a pack of cigs from the few older kids who still smoke > smoke it as a joke > get addicted to it > life-time smoker created > other kids make fun of me by sending the suicide hotline to me Am I as cool as you, Eric Cartman? Am I a real adult now, mom and dad? Also fuck you Anita Sarkeesian for wanting to ban video games!
glimse@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I’m sure they exist but I’m having a hard time believing any significant amount of 13 year olds are idolizing Cartman. When I was young, we all just thought Cartman was funny…but it was more a laughing-at-him funny, no one thought his actions were admirable lol
bluewing@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Because dying from smoking weed isn’t available in all places…
Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
Me ( an addicted smoker ) : THIS!
vivendi@programming.dev 2 days ago
Quit that shit. Maybe relapsed once or twice and still beat myself over it.
However, I’m probably not quitting weed for the foreseeable future, but I pace myself heavily with that (twice a month max)
Samsy@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
I stopped smoking and had two bacterial infections the first since years. The second one end up in a Pneumonia.
Is smoking healthy?
based_raven@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Smoking is becoming cool again because seeing a 50 year old man vape is pathetic.
someguy3@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Yeah fuck him for switching to something not nearly as harmful. What a loser.
frostysauce@lemmy.world 2 days ago
If smoking isn’t cool anymore then I don’t want to live in this world.
mriormro@lemm.ee 2 days ago
It hasn’t been cool for over 30 years.
frostysauce@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It was definitely cool in the nineties. Maybe you just weren’t?