I do it around town all the time

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• errer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “It was until I peed there”

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• Allemaniac@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s funny because in Germany you pay up to 5.000,00 € fine for peeing publicly. This was no joke, now go back to work.

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• toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  me too, but i prefer to drop a deuce. it actually makes a lot more impact if people see you doing it, too. those people never came back to my park.

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s my little deuce poop, you don’t know what I got!

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• Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Lol, “ok”. Might fight you for it.

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• ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The guy selling your the property is much less likely to rip you apart with his powerful fangs than the wolf would be in the analogous situation.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Of course. It’s his boss that will hire people to do that.

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I own the ocean and every swimming pool for a dozen miles but every time I try to use them, they say “please, you have to learn how to swim before we can allow you inside again.”

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• Hupf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  !pissposting@lemmy.world

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