True wisdom

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• bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Getting laid on is also very nice

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  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Getting laid out is significantly less so

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    • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Especially if you’re laid up for a while afterwards.

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• S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mre time to get off sure, to get laid…

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• Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Getting laid off still means you’re fucked so it all works out

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• HalfSalesman@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You aren’t getting laid if you are broke, unless you are very very hot or very very charismatic.

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  • dzsimbo@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They call it ‘The Valley of the Hung Hobo’.

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• Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jacking off is great, so is beef stroganoff.

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• mriormro@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Except you’ll probably just ‘get depressed’

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