She will absolutely destroy him in the divorce.
SLAYYY
Submitted 10 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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softcat@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It’s a bird, so that’s prob the he.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Horrible anti-idea this made me think of:
Mustaches… but grown out of wildly prolific nose hairs.
Letstakealook@lemm.ee 10 months ago
The increase in ear and nose hair is the only part of aging I despise, appearance wise. I don’t mind grays or wrinkles, but having hair sprouting out of my nose and ears is not only unsightly, but they can be physically bothersome as well. Fortunately, it is easily managed, but it is another thing added to my list of shit to do.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
… I had this start happening around the time I hit 30.
Fortunately, yes, it is basically as simple as ‘get an ear/nose trimmer’, but also yes, it is annoying.
I have yet to approach ‘nosestache’ levels though, lol.
CyanideShotInjection@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If that bird was in a Disney movie it would be the ultra sassy character.
ineffable@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Classic skullet
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Those are some Thaylen eyebrows right there
Empricorn@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Go off, Queen.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Looks like a skullet
proudblond@lemmy.world 10 months ago
One of the subreddits I miss terribly is /r/divorcedbirds. She would fit in nicely. But someone cleverer than me should come up with a good backstory.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 months ago
Bird or goofy animal content in general. I might need to start a community here because I need my fix. r/pigeons , r/stupiddovenests , r/catswithjobs and so on
proudblond@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh yeah /r/stupiddovenests was awesome.