She will absolutely destroy him in the divorce.
SLAYYY
Submitted 3 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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softcat@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
It’s a bird, so that’s prob the he.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Horrible anti-idea this made me think of:
Mustaches… but grown out of wildly prolific nose hairs.
Letstakealook@lemm.ee 3 days ago
The increase in ear and nose hair is the only part of aging I despise, appearance wise. I don’t mind grays or wrinkles, but having hair sprouting out of my nose and ears is not only unsightly, but they can be physically bothersome as well. Fortunately, it is easily managed, but it is another thing added to my list of shit to do.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
… I had this start happening around the time I hit 30.
Fortunately, yes, it is basically as simple as ‘get an ear/nose trimmer’, but also yes, it is annoying.
I have yet to approach ‘nosestache’ levels though, lol.
CyanideShotInjection@lemmy.world 3 days ago
If that bird was in a Disney movie it would be the ultra sassy character.
ineffable@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Classic skullet
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Those are some Thaylen eyebrows right there
Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 days ago
Go off, Queen.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Looks like a skullet
proudblond@lemmy.world 3 days ago
One of the subreddits I miss terribly is /r/divorcedbirds. She would fit in nicely. But someone cleverer than me should come up with a good backstory.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 days ago
Bird or goofy animal content in general. I might need to start a community here because I need my fix. r/pigeons , r/stupiddovenests , r/catswithjobs and so on
proudblond@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Oh yeah /r/stupiddovenests was awesome.