She will absolutely destroy him in the divorce.
SLAYYY
Submitted 4 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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softcat@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
It’s a bird, so that’s prob the he.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Horrible anti-idea this made me think of:
Mustaches… but grown out of wildly prolific nose hairs.
Letstakealook@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
The increase in ear and nose hair is the only part of aging I despise, appearance wise. I don’t mind grays or wrinkles, but having hair sprouting out of my nose and ears is not only unsightly, but they can be physically bothersome as well. Fortunately, it is easily managed, but it is another thing added to my list of shit to do.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
… I had this start happening around the time I hit 30.
Fortunately, yes, it is basically as simple as ‘get an ear/nose trimmer’, but also yes, it is annoying.
I have yet to approach ‘nosestache’ levels though, lol.
CyanideShotInjection@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
If that bird was in a Disney movie it would be the ultra sassy character.
ineffable@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Classic skullet
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Those are some Thaylen eyebrows right there
Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
Go off, Queen.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Looks like a skullet
proudblond@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
One of the subreddits I miss terribly is /r/divorcedbirds. She would fit in nicely. But someone cleverer than me should come up with a good backstory.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
Bird or goofy animal content in general. I might need to start a community here because I need my fix. r/pigeons , r/stupiddovenests , r/catswithjobs and so on
proudblond@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Oh yeah /r/stupiddovenests was awesome.