When you go out on your porch to get your grocery delivery you notice that a huge Moose is there

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• Carmakazi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Moose don’t fuck around. They’re dumb as shit and territorial. They kill more people than grizzlies IIRC.

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  • whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Gotta admit, that one seemed pretty chill

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s how they get ya

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    • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They are. Till they’re not. They’re dumb AF and will just panic for no reason. And they weigh a literal ton, so fight and flight is basically the same thing.

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• majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The way she calmly says “She’s gonna come right up to us” and how chill it was makes me think this moose is a common visitor

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  • evening_push579@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Girl, I’m trynna get my groceries delivered “ 😆

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A møøse once bit my sister.

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• CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The møøse just ordered groceries too

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