Lest you scar yourself for life

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• jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Growing up, my brother and I found a camcorder tape hidden in the basement of the house we moved into like 6 months prior. We had to buy a mini tape to VHS converter so we could play the thing on our VCR.

  It was a tape of some young dude in the our (now) basement going “this is going to be a video showing you how to make love to beautiful women.”

  Me and my brother were like “hell yeah!” Then the guy in the video goes “but before you make love, you have to learn to love yourself.”

  The entire video was then just this dude jacking off. We were so mad we went out of our way to buy a VHS converter just to watch this dude beating his meat. There were no beautiful women to be found.

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  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Going to remember this if I ever sell a house. Stick meatspin on some ancient storage media and a note that will make someone want to watch it.

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    You attempted to watch porn with your brother?

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I reminded my brother of this and he responded youtu.be/reNvytfN820

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• BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Stirring kraft dinner sound intensifies

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• Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Best case scenario it’s some weird ass arty old time shit with a few dead animals and flies everywhere, then you get a phone call that says “7 days”.

  Worst case: It’s your mom getting railed.

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  • qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There is the probability that OP could be watching their own conception. Doesn’t get more instructional than that.

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t kink shame.

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• thomcat@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Channel Local69

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