And he would've gotten away with it

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• ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In today’s episode of Undercover Boss…

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If an armed robber came into the pizza shop i worked at I’d make them a personalized pizza hot and fresh to go with their to-go order of cash.
  Enjoy your meal, comrade. 🤙

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  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hang on pal, I know your in a rush, but I just need to know if you want pepperoni or sausage on this thing. I promise you it’ll be done in like 7-9 minutes.

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ruh roh

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    raggy

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You know that was satisfying as fuck for those workers. Outlast a shitty boss and then unknowingly beat the hell out of him and be considered heroes for it.

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• Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Kinda like “Fun with Dick and Jane”. Looses job, feels like robbery is the answer.

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• ALostInquirer@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What if it was the cops’ boss, moonlighting as a pizza shop boss and ultimately as an inept robber?

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I wouldn’t put it past Eric Adams tbh 🤷

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