If an armed robber came into the pizza shop i worked at I’d make them a personalized pizza hot and fresh to go with their to-go order of cash.
Enjoy your meal, comrade. 🤙
And he would've gotten away with it
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Mac@mander.xyz 6 days ago
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Hang on pal, I know your in a rush, but I just need to know if you want pepperoni or sausage on this thing. I promise you it’ll be done in like 7-9 minutes.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 6 days ago
You know that was satisfying as fuck for those workers. Outlast a shitty boss and then unknowingly beat the hell out of him and be considered heroes for it.
Jerb322@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Kinda like “Fun with Dick and Jane”. Looses job, feels like robbery is the answer.
ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 6 days ago
What if it was the cops’ boss, moonlighting as a pizza shop boss and ultimately as an inept robber?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
I wouldn’t put it past Eric Adams tbh 🤷
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
In today’s episode of Undercover Boss…