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If this is you your priorities are all screwed up

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • stardom8048@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    phone bad.

    Posted from my iPhone.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      iPhone bad.

      Posted from the other monopolistic entity in phone operating systems.

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  • Demdaru@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imma be honest, knife ain’t helpin much in ere, may as well go out with fame

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  • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Truth is, the man is doing the right move to save his life.

    Crocodiles have very tough skin, I doubt he will manage to kill it with the knife before the crocodile chew him to dead.

    However, the crocodile will likely split him out as soon as he realizes it is biting into a large piece of shit.

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Have to chop from the inside like guardians of the galaxy

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  • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    uh i love 9gag. racism, sexism, complete and utter idiocy, also just overall terrible people. but there are some pretty funny memes every now and again.

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  • PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    wait is that 9gag

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  • Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gator resigned!!

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Phone is better than knife If you can make the battery ignite.

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    True, if you’re still on 9gag, screw you

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  • Alsjemenou@lemy.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh shut, thanks for the wake up call op.

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