Works every time

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• pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Linus Sex Tips

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Erica Rice Advice

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• NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pussy: 5/10

  Pussy with rice: 10/10

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  • Repossess6855@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    With respect, I’d prefer the redditisms to die with Reddit :p

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    • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Your opinion has been noted

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    • NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      With respect you can just fuck off and keep your shit opinions to yourself. Thanks.

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    • chetradley@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thank God you’re finally here to tell everyone what they can and can’t post here.

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    • bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No way, that kid is a legend

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    • superkret@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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    • n00b001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thank you for the gold, kind strangeroo

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• Ticklemytip@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I can see it now. Some random doesn’t understand this and puts rice up her cootch and then! The next time a random goes down on her, he gets one single grain of rice in his mouth. And doesn’t say anything because he thinks it dislodged from his mouth, unknowingly just having another man’s nut rice in his mouth. This is why we can’t have nice things. Haha

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  • Nintendo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    is there enough moisture and heat in a hoohaa to slowly cook a grain of rice over time? say, a week? asking for myself

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    • And009@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dislodges rice from mouth, it’s uncooked!

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    • Ticklemytip@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nature’s slow cooker…

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  • scarrtt@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nut rice, gawd

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• ArugulaZ@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  "Susan's great in the sack, but she makes the worst rice pudding ever."

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Accidentally”

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Preferably bowl of boiled rise and then invite half dozen Japanize business men for a luch to fund your morning-after pill.

  Works every time.

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• Chev@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why?

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  • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why not? 🤷

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• LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Omg, Ick. Lol

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