Mind if I get by?

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• Spitzspot@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In a while crocodile.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That is a fat gator. Must have eaten something large, so maybe not so hungry? I still wouldn’t try to find out.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He ate the last person that asked to get by

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  • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m not sure gators understand the idea of not being hungry.

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  yes, you and 3 of your limbs

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• nerv@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This reminds of a joke.

  You know where a 500kg gorilla sits?

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  Wherever he sees fit. Are you willing to argue with him about it?

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  • Contentedness@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What do you call a tyrannosaurus that’s deaf?

    Anything ya want, he can’t hear ya!

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What do you call a dog with no legs?

      Doesn’t matter, he’s not gonna come to you anyway!

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    • nerv@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s a nice one!

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• DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Me frfr

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Typical gator around here is 4-6". Being that they won’t attack anything larger than them, no worries, especially in a kayak or canoe.

  If I saw that motherfucker cruising the swamp, I’d be near panic.

  Inches from eyes to snout ~= feet in length. That dude has to be 15’, and I’m being conservative.

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• polderprutser@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A wild Crocolax is blocking your path.

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• ryehypernova@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  bro’s going to give out a side quest

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• ftbd@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What is your name? What is your quest? What… is your favorite colour?

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• countrypunk@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  sluuuuuuurp

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