nerv

@nerv@lemmynsfw.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Car Park Capital is a retro tycoon game in which you try to tarmac the world⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Give me the option to build the biggest parking building physics allows for and the option to detonate it at will, at full capacity.

  That would be entertaining. And if it was a hidden option, even better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cloudflare CEO warns AI and zero-click internet are killing the web's business model⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, please. Let’s do that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can you tell 23 subgenres of equally shitty growls and screams apart, but not see the most Metal basics?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a pretty metal description of what transitioning is. Bang on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thats fair⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Skeletal structure.

  This implies stronger bones and stronger joints. With a stronger framework to hold your muscles, you get a sturdier body.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The clueless people are out there among us⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is all about standard issues.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mind if I get by?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a nice one!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mind if I get by?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This reminds of a joke.

  You know where a 500kg gorilla sits?

  Title

  Wherever he sees fit. Are you willing to argue with him about it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE EARTH IS SPHERICAL, DIPSHITS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember reading this article on how this group of flat earthers had pooled together to buy this incredibly expensive device, that had been laser calibrated. I think I recall being some sort of gyroscope that, if the planet was truly a sphere, would record on its inclination the degrees it would shift in order to maintain perfectly balance . The group had also did the math and they had reached a value that would be expected to be measured if the Earth was truly a sphere but it was immediatly rendered impossible because the device would never record such deviation as the Earth was flat.

  Can you guess where this is going?

  The device measured the exact figure the group had calculated. With no margin of error. And repeating the experiment only returned the exact same result. They had, by their own standard, reached proof the Earth was not flat.

  Their conclusion?

  The device had been sabotaged.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A balanced diet is important⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel personally attacked by that. Am man and able to cook.