Open Menu
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
lotide
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
Login

Be safe out there

⁨416⁩ ⁨likes⁩

Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/586bc655-1f72-4c0e-bc41-f91155f0e0d2.jpeg

source

Comments

Sort:hotnewtop
  • earphone843@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Something tells me that there are more people/New Yorker interactions than people/shark interactions.

    source
    • will_a113@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In Florida it’s about 50-50

      source
      • RagnarokOnline@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        EY! I’m swimming’ ova here!

        source
  • Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How many sharks are bitten by New Yorkers each year?

    source
    • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m a New Yorker who ate fermented shark in Iceland. So at least one.

      source
  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just stay away from Bitin’ Steve down on 14th and you should be fine.

    source
  • bleistift2@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Consensually, right?

    Right?

    source
  • Corno@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just last week, my friend was eaten by a wild New Yorker. Rest in peace Sam Widge…

    source
  • 30p87@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Of course they bite if you pet 'em wrong! By that I mean, New Yorkers need a hit on the head and sharks need a gentle snoot boop :3

    source
  • JackLSauce@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s 12.8 billion bites for NYC alone (the population is 8 million there, right? I can’t be bothered to check)

    source
  • Protoknuckles@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m so proud of my state. Look, tourists, you’ll be fine, just don’t get in someone’s way, and for the love of go’s, don’t stay in someone’s way. We’re busy. Move to the side or you’re gonna get bit, and ain’t Noone gonna have sympathy.

    source
  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

    source