If you want to work here

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• majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Good soldiers follow orders

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  • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    right away sir

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• bleistift2@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Each their own or is there some partnership thingy going on? Or weekly rotations?

  Or is it one big mandatory circular anus-washing meeting ‘to get to know each other’?

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  • toomanypancakes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    It’s actually Anus Jerry with the butt brush giving you a once over before you leave the restroom

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Turns out anus Jerry has been forgetting to wash the communal butt rag

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  • occultist8128@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    i can’t imagine the last one lmao

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    🎵 Getting to know you, getting to know all about you. 🎶

    🎵 Getting to like you, getting to clean out that butt! 🎶

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• DytallixB@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Do that before you go to work, or you’ll be required to undergo anus inspection day

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• follica@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  When you’re happy and you know it,

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• ryper@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So the bathrooms have bidets, right?

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yesnt

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• fossphi@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I hate wiping, I hate toilet paper

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  • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    born to shit, forced to wipe

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• Emptiness@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Bidet?” “Bidet to YOU sir!”

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I have an intelligence of six I know what I’m doing

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• Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m going to upvote and temporarily approve this post.

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• bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just did

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• KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t wash away the shit from the post!

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