The baby shower

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• imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Any idea how hard it is to wash a baby that’s not even out yet? God bless these people. Have some patience.

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  • Bizarroland@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Somebody summon Chrisfix. I'm sure he would teach us how to clean a baby using simple hand tools, probably starting with a thousand grit and working our way all the way up to a three-stage polish.

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    • sigh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      instructions unclear: summoned JerryRigEverything

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• Vaggumon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They are cheating, break up.

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  • snor10@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah, total red flag.

    Lawyer up and hit the gym!

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    • c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Instructions unclear, did a layup and decked my friend Jim.

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    • Graphine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Agreed. OP, your wife is a cheating whore. Even though we have no actual significance to her and do not know her, trust us bro.

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  • Moc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ah yes, the Reddit classic

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• SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  When I first read about baby showers but before I first heard it said out loud, I wasn’t sure if it was shower as in a bath or shower as in show and tell. Showing made more sense to me because it was a baby that has not been seen before and babies do not take showers usually.

  I was fairly certain it wasn’t baby shower as in

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  • aeternum@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    now I'm not sure. Maybe it is a show and tell of the baby, because the baby has never been seen before.

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    • LastYearsPumpkin@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Baby showers (at least in my area) are done in the last part of a pregnancy. They’re used to give gifts and useful items to a new mother to prepare for the coming of the child. (Baby clothes, diapers, stroller, etc.)

      It’s also a party to celebrate the birthing parent (and more recently, the non-birthing parent) as a last hurrah before they’re tied up with new baby for months.

      It’s also typically a bigger deal for the first child, and either omitted or toned down considerably for subsequent children.

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• nodsocket@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No no, you don’t get it. They are showering in a torrent of falling babies.

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• SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Normal baby showers are under 7 minutes even if they throw in a shave. Something’s up.

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• Pregnenolone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is an unoriginal joke. I heard it on Bluey a couple of years ago (not saying it’s original there either)

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