Anon wants you to get out there

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• j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do it while ya can. You never know when some asshat will crash a car right in front of you and you can’t. If any sheilas are up for gimp stuck in bed dating or want US citizenship for some dumb reason…

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  • MaleficentFeature849@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The most motivational quote seen in a long time. Thanks chap.

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  • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Very well, then.

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  • nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If it helps you feel better, I know hundreds of people who have both legs and are still sheila-less

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    • j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh I am even worse. I appear fine and fully mobile. I have lots of small damage down my entire cervical and thoracic spine. I took the equivalent of a head first dive from a 10 story building wearing a bicycle helmet and survived. My issue is posture. It is particularly cruel because I just seem weird and tense and can’t control conversation well. You can’t see the pain and how I’m falling apart just to sit up or stand. I lost my ability to be myself and function unless I am lying reclined.

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  • dragonfucker@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Try chatting up a trans girl on Discord

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• Pregnenolone@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just be careful because most of the beautiful Sheilas will do a death roll on you

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or stab you through the heart with a barb.

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  • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Crikey, she’s really pissed off!

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