Just be careful because most of the beautiful Sheilas will do a death roll on you
Anon wants you to get out there
Submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 3 months ago
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Or stab you through the heart with a barb.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Crikey, she’s really pissed off!
j4k3@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Do it while ya can. You never know when some asshat will crash a car right in front of you and you can’t. If any sheilas are up for gimp stuck in bed dating or want US citizenship for some dumb reason…
MaleficentFeature849@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
The most motivational quote seen in a long time. Thanks chap.
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Very well, then.
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 3 months ago
Try chatting up a trans girl on Discord
nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz 3 months ago
If it helps you feel better, I know hundreds of people who have both legs and are still sheila-less
j4k3@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Oh I am even worse. I appear fine and fully mobile. I have lots of small damage down my entire cervical and thoracic spine. I took the equivalent of a head first dive from a 10 story building wearing a bicycle helmet and survived. My issue is posture. It is particularly cruel because I just seem weird and tense and can’t control conversation well. You can’t see the pain and how I’m falling apart just to sit up or stand. I lost my ability to be myself and function unless I am lying reclined.