*shocked squirrel noises*

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• Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Um

  journals.sagepub.com/doi/…/147470490400200105

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  • Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    To test this hypothesis, Gallup, Burch, Zappieri, Parvez, Stockwell, and Davis (2003) simulated sexual encounters using artificial models and measured the magnitude of artificial semen displacement as a function of phallus configuration, depth of thrusting, and semen viscosity.

    Hmm.

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      the researchers:

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    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We’ll be testing […]

      :D :D :D

      by […]

      >:|

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  • Cris_Color@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Under conditions that raise the possibility of females engaging in extra-pair copulations (i.e., periods of separation from their partner, allegations of female infidelity), Gallup et al. (2003) also found that males appear to modify the use of their penis in ways that are consistent with the displacement hypothesis. Based on anonymous surveys of over 600 college students, many sexually active males and females reported deeper and more vigorous thrusting when in-pair sex occurred under conditions related to an increased likelihood of female infidelity.

    ಠ—ಠ

    I wasn’t prepared for any of it, but I certainly wasn’t prepared for to read that paragraph

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• mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just a bit cagey.

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• smeg@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mate, wait til you find out that’s what the human bellend is hypothesised to have evolved for!

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  • Worthess@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Today I learned what bellend means, lol

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    • smeg@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m here to educate and disgust!

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• tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Congrats squirrels, your penis bone spork has surpassed the cat penis spines as even more horrific

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