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It even fits in my pant pockets.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨zakobjoa@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Meanwhile everyone in the Every Day Carry community just carry around fidget spinners, a shit covered wristwatch, and spaghetti.

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    • Ducks@ducks.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If you’re not carrying cooked spaghetti in your pocket I don’t trust you.

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      • ShartyWaffles@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Pocket skettis! Sh-sha!

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      • Int@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What about ducks

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    • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Can’t go wrong with pocket pasta.

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    • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Knife and a flashlight are the best starting options I’ve found, I use both way more than a multitool

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      • HardlightCereal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Knife is the first tool ever invented, cause it’s the best one

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  • Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As long as I have Santiago, all is well.

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  • Moc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    zero real ones

    Literally me

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  • Thorny_Thicket@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There’s two kinds of people: ones that know about Santiago and ones that don’t.

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    • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Appreciation does not require knowledge.

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  • Raisin8659@monyet.cc [bot] ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I want to see the pants.

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  • ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I feel like the keys to heaven and hell probably look different enough that you shouldn’t really need labels.

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    • andallofmypeaches@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’d be better if they actually looked the same, so you couldn’t choose by form, but had to use your intuition/heart.

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  • Spudwart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Chainmail Hauberk - it’s fine until it’s hot. 16 decoy wallets - who needs money, buy more wallets. Tactical Glock - Lämp Pacifier, Blankie and Baby Toy - ??? A Rose - wholesome Santiago - Oh Ok The keys to heaven and hell - for janitorial duties I suppose The weight of knowledge - oh, I understand now. 300 loads of cement per hour - pave the earth 16 Pictures of ma - for the 16 wallets. Cyanide Pill - I wonder if this is also a decoy. Your heart - again, no idea.

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  • Lammy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Good keys

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Where do you buy pants like that? I never gave enough pockets

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    • Ubermeisters@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Cement store

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    • CIWS-30@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      From the place Deadpool and all those 90's heroes do.

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      • regular_human@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The Rob Liefeld section of the mall store

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  • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s a lot of wheelbarrows to lug around.

    But at least I can then repair all the potholes.

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    • DicksMcgee43@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fun fact, its illegal to do that

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