JeSUS

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Homie travelled alone with twelve guys that he loved and they truly loved him back. He never made a pass at Mary Magdalene, and when Judas sold him out he sealed Jesus’s fate with a kiss.

  Jesus was definitely an ass man.

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• JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Dick. Jesus was gay.

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• k0mprssd@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  jesus is an ass man. seen stickers making this statement.

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• Veronicaella@lemm.ee ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What advice would you give to your younger self?

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• don@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The both, why not?

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wait a minute. Since how long do we have books?

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  • veganpizza69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ufff… these were not the most advanced people at the time:

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• Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  After eating Thai and Mexican back to back, I do recall a snip in the new testament decrying his asshole as the gateway to hell. Never heard about him speaking poorly of tits.

  My money’s on he was a boobs guy.

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• Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Books, because he loves looking down on us

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• Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I don’t deny that christ was fully human only that as a human one can’t fully make such a distinction.

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