Ahoy, friend!

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  https://files.catbox.moe/tm5cv1.jpeg

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• slingstone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Those are massive raccoons. Holy fuck.

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are you ready, kids?
  Aye-aye, Captain!
  I can’t hear you!
  AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!

  Ohhhhh…

  Who lives in a dumpster and knows every meme? Shitposting Raccoon, absurd as it seems!
  Who’s quick with the wit and loves chaos supreme?
  Shitposting Raccoon, the king of the stream!

  If absurd comedy is something you wish,
  Shitposting Raccoon will serve it delish!
  He hoards all the trash and makes jokes out of scraps,
  Shitposting Raccoon, no one can outmatch!

  Shitposting Raccoon!
  Shitposting Raccoon!
  Shitposting Raccoon!

  HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

  (End with the sound of a raccoon digging through garbage.)

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  • xeekei@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pretty good, but Shitposting Raccoon doesn’t have the same number of syllables as Spongebob Squarepants.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You let me know when you’ve come up with a better idea then.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s not fair. Sometimes I put those squiggly things on the things I stole and that makes them mine

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