I’ll stick to the good ol’ “Get blackout drunk at partys, because you can’t overthink the stuff you did if you can’t remember anything at all” but this is good too
Always
Submitted 10 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://i.postimg.cc/Hx5mJFkF/potato.jpg
Comments
SternburgExport@feddit.de 10 months ago
quicksand@lemm.ee 10 months ago
You can just retrospectively imagine all of the terrible things you’ve done, which you can’t remember. You were trained in the dark, but I was born into it. You’ll know what I mean one day
DarthBueller@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ah, good old hangxiety.
rockerface@lemm.ee 10 months ago
puts my special hat on
I am a potato wrapped in foil!
Comment105@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Tin foil hat and space blanket.
the_itsb@midwest.social 10 months ago
Clean towel, foil potato, can’t lose?
ickplant@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Add in duct tape and WD-40 to cover all bases.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Always show up to a part with beer. They’re never at full capacity if you’re bringing drinks in
Adeptfuckup@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Roofy Ted’s drink then gently place that stupid potato he’s been carrying underneath his scrotum.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This has everything to do with misspellyng roofie and nothing to do with our lust for Ted’s enormous scrote.
Zacryon@feddit.de 10 months ago
I’m notoriously good at avoiding parties. But if I were at one, I would be the kind of person who would ask to unwrap the foil if I’m told thefe was a cyst in it.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Can’t. It’s radioactive.”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You’re just making me hungrier dude