I’ll stick to the good ol’ “Get blackout drunk at partys, because you can’t overthink the stuff you did if you can’t remember anything at all” but this is good too
Always
Submitted 1 year ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://i.postimg.cc/Hx5mJFkF/potato.jpg
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SternburgExport@feddit.de 1 year ago
quicksand@lemm.ee 1 year ago
You can just retrospectively imagine all of the terrible things you’ve done, which you can’t remember. You were trained in the dark, but I was born into it. You’ll know what I mean one day
DarthBueller@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ah, good old hangxiety.
rockerface@lemm.ee 1 year ago
puts my special hat on
I am a potato wrapped in foil!
Comment105@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Tin foil hat and space blanket.
the_itsb@midwest.social 1 year ago
Clean towel, foil potato, can’t lose?
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Add in duct tape and WD-40 to cover all bases.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Always show up to a part with beer. They’re never at full capacity if you’re bringing drinks in
Adeptfuckup@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Roofy Ted’s drink then gently place that stupid potato he’s been carrying underneath his scrotum.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This has everything to do with misspellyng roofie and nothing to do with our lust for Ted’s enormous scrote.
Zacryon@feddit.de 1 year ago
I’m notoriously good at avoiding parties. But if I were at one, I would be the kind of person who would ask to unwrap the foil if I’m told thefe was a cyst in it.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Can’t. It’s radioactive.”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’re just making me hungrier dude