Less than 1% alcohol? Good, anymore than that would get me all tipsy and shit.
When you’re sick, you just want to sleep it off
Submitted 2 years ago by TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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loutr@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You’re supposed to chase it with whiskey.
sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
One time when I had a sinus infection they gave me a bottle of essentially just dxm but the syringe they gave me to measure the dose didn’t fit in the bottle so I just took a swig whenever and let me tell you that was genuinely the happiest week of my life. I’ve never felt so at peace. Granted there was a lot else going on like I was essentially being paid hundreds of dollars to just feed someone’s dog and take them outside on a really nice plot of land but the drugs made it a lot better I swear.
TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Lucky, I get sinus infections due to the wild fires and they just give me antibiotics.
sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I also got antibiotics as well as a steroid to use depending on if it was viral or bacterial (it was bacterial and I knew that from the start so I didn’t bother with the steroid)
CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I went through a stomach surgery, and when I left the hospital they have me a receipt for some pain medication. I got a packet of 500(!!) morphine based pills. I took one, and decided I’d rather live with the pain. I like alchohol and the rush it gives me, but morphine in my body is fucking shit. Worst feeling I’ve felt in my life. I was suicidal, non-responsive (according to my GF) - but no pain. Fuck that shit
Doxin@yiffit.net 2 years ago
My mom about 5 minutes after taking the first morphine pill: “Hmm, I wonder when I’m allowed to take the next one [checks clock]”
Shit’s evil.
FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 2 years ago
Where can I get some? ^Asking^ ^for^ ^a^ ^friend.^
FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 2 years ago
Fuck, superscript doesn't work here.
DefyTheLegends@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Nothing super about a script that makes text harder to read.
dejf@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Works on my machine.
nepenthes@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Don’t you have to ^add ^^more ^^^carets?
jerome@lemmy.world 2 years ago
skillfully combined …by measuring cups. lol
AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And if its too effective, you won’t get any bad reviews.
Checkmate.
tourist@lemmy.world 2 years ago
All that good shit just to be ruined by the chloroform burning all your insides
TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 2 years ago
They were the test subjects, they had to kill a few to learn!
SangriaFerret@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If you ever visit New Orleans be sure to tour the pharmacy museum. Located in an actual former pharmacy in the French Quarter, it is filled with examples of this sort of thing along with arcane medical tools that look like something from Dead Ringers. It gives some really great insight into the state of medicine at the time as well as the exploitation perpetrated by quacks.
Steeve@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
You murdered this meme
TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 2 years ago
With that much chloroform in it, a dab will do ya.
HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The worst part is that they used to give this to babies and children on the reg
lanolinoil@lemmy.world 2 years ago
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KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 2 years ago
if it works, it works. if you wanna be conscious, you better take some pervitin.
Veedem@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Imagine going to make a meme about this and getting it all stitched together and then typing the word “sneeze” instead of “cough” and publishing without a second thought?
WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 years ago
It’s probably like standing on a high ledge and just giving in to that fear you’re going to take a step off.
TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Making a fitting shitpost lol. 🥴