Your happiest childhood memory is predicated on a lie, anon. Fake just like everything else you put your grubby little hands on.
Anon pretends to be sick
Submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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CouldaBeen_TheBest@lemmy.world 3 months ago
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
So you were always like this.
Artyom@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Anons gold his whole life of 4-40 ahead of him.
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Damn… at least I had a shit childhood as well.
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
L. M. F. A. O.
Anon is definitely not asian.
Asian parents would tell you to get you ass to school, even if you have Covid.
Like my mom doesn’t care if I infect the whole school with covid, as long as I’m not dead, I have to be in school.
🤦♂️
namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev 3 months ago
Ironically, you will probably do better in school if you take 1-2 days off to rest, instead of wasting 3-4 days going in and getting nothing out of it because you’re unable to focus. But who cares, right?
slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 months ago
This is what I also realized with work. It’s better to rest and recover in 2-3 days, then struggle for 4-5 (even from home office). Luckily, at my workplace in Germany, you can take 2 days of sick leave without any doctor’s note.
leonine@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Yeh, try explaining that to an Asian parent.
latenightnoir@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Did you break your arm just now? - Yes. - Is it the one with which you write? - No. - Going to school!
Running a fever? - Yes. - How high? - 39.9°C - Yeah, not fatal, going to school!
Can relate, I’m Balkan…
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Is it the one you use to write? Why aren’t you ambidextrous? Go to school!
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 months ago
And thats why the whole plannet caught it 🤣
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Yea Covid is not a secret weapon unleashed by some government. Its actually the wrath of asian helicopter parents. You’ve angered Confucious, so his spirit was invoked to teach y’all a lesson. Yep thats right. 🫠
Eyedust@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Also if you had a single mother raising all the kids and working overtime at some factory.
I’d usually be found at school hugging a bottle of gingerale and periodically power puking in the bathroom when I was really sick.
Very rarely did I get out of it, and usually it was for strep throat or stomach infection.
robocall@lemmy.world 3 months ago
My parents were not Asian and still made me go to school while sick. I’d vomit by 10am and get scolded for making them take off work because the nurse called. I’d have a 102 degree fever and go to school. Race has nothing to do with it.
sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Every race/ethnicity/nationality thinks they have the worst parents.
AlexisFR@jlai.lu 3 months ago
Well why do you think the future belong to them?
ikidd@lemmy.world 3 months ago
All your future are belong to us.
Burghler@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
The future belongs to asia? Wat