Anon pretends to be sick

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  L. M. F. A. O.

  Anon is definitely not asian.

  Asian parents would tell you to get you ass to school, even if you have Covid.

  Like my mom doesn’t care if I infect the whole school with covid, as long as I’m not dead, I have to be in school.

  🤦‍♂️

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  • namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ironically, you will probably do better in school if you take 1-2 days off to rest, instead of wasting 3-4 days going in and getting nothing out of it because you’re unable to focus. But who cares, right?

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is what I also realized with work. It’s better to rest and recover in 2-3 days, then struggle for 4-5 (even from home office). Luckily, at my workplace in Germany, you can take 2 days of sick leave without any doctor’s note.

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    • leonine@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeh, try explaining that to an Asian parent.

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  • latenightnoir@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Did you break your arm just now? - Yes. - Is it the one with which you write? - No. - Going to school!

    Running a fever? - Yes. - How high? - 39.9°C - Yeah, not fatal, going to school!

    Can relate, I’m Balkan…

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is it the one you use to write? Why aren’t you ambidextrous? Go to school!

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And thats why the whole plannet caught it 🤣

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    • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yea Covid is not a secret weapon unleashed by some government. Its actually the wrath of asian helicopter parents. You’ve angered Confucious, so his spirit was invoked to teach y’all a lesson. Yep thats right. 🫠

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  • Eyedust@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Also if you had a single mother raising all the kids and working overtime at some factory.

    I’d usually be found at school hugging a bottle of gingerale and periodically power puking in the bathroom when I was really sick.

    Very rarely did I get out of it, and usually it was for strep throat or stomach infection.

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My parents were not Asian and still made me go to school while sick. I’d vomit by 10am and get scolded for making them take off work because the nurse called. I’d have a 102 degree fever and go to school. Race has nothing to do with it.

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  • sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Every race/ethnicity/nationality thinks they have the worst parents.

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  • AlexisFR@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well why do you think the future belong to them?

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    • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      All your future are belong to us.

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    • Burghler@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The future belongs to asia? Wat

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• CouldaBeen_TheBest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Your happiest childhood memory is predicated on a lie, anon. Fake just like everything else you put your grubby little hands on.

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• stevedice@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So you were always like this.

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• Artyom@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anons gold his whole life of 4-40 ahead of him.

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• feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Damn… at least I had a shit childhood as well.

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